Scary House

(set: $hp to 5) (set: $inventory to 'a torch', 'a sword', 'some peanuts') You are in the hallway. A cold draft blows along the floor. The atmosphere is tense and forbidding. At the end of the hallway is [[a door with a clowns face|clown room]] and [[a door with a monkeys face|monkey room]] . You have $hp hitpoints left Which will you choose?

You enter a room of lifesize clockwork clowns. Some are banging cymbals together noisily, some are juggling grinding chainsaws and some are hurling pies at each other and all of them are chanting "Join us, join us!". Do you... [[Grab a chainsaw and toss it in the air|chainsaw death]] [[Take pair of cymbals and bang them together|cymbal death]] [[Pick up a pie and throw it at a clown|Secret door]] [[Run back into the hallway, screaming in terror!|The hallway]] <img src="https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/54619725170_407e08c8b7_m.jpg"\>

You enter a room of chattering monkeys. Monkeys swing from the rafters and climb up the curtains. In the middle of the room is an unopened sack of monkey nuts. As you enter, the monkeys stop and look at you, then at the bag, then at you again. Do you... [[Open the sack and feed the monkeys|Secret door 2]] [[Ignore the sack and pet a monkey|Savaged to death]] [[Scream and run back into the hallway|The hallway]]

You hurl a chainsaw into the air and attempt to catch it. However, you haven't been to clown school and lack the requisite skills. The chainsaw spins into the air and straight down, grazing your head. Ow! (set $hp to $hp -2) (if: $hp <= 0) [(go-to: "Death")] (else:) [You don't feel too good you have $hp left]

You crash two huge cymbals together. The noise is overpowering and causes you to go instantly deaf. As you stumble around, the clowns laugh uproaiously and start their chainsaws.... THE END

You hurl a pie at a clown. It hits him full on in the face and he falls to the floor. Behind him you see a secret door with a picture of another door drawn onto it, and another door inside that. Do you... [[Dash through the secret door|hall of mirrors]] [[Run back into the hallway while the clowns are distracted|The hallway]]

The monkeys fall upon the opened sack of nuts gibbering hungrily. You are safe! At the other side of the room you see a red door with a laughing mouth painted on it in a childish daub and a green door with a friendly cartoon snake expertly rendered. In a split second the monkeys will turn their atention back to you. Quick! Do you [[Run through the red mouth door|Red mouth room]] [[Run through the green snake door|Green snake room]]

The Monkeys do not want your affection. They are starving and want your nuts. Monkeys leap from the curtains and the ceiling and from their trapezes and savage you to death, your screams mixing with the chattering sound and the noise of monkeys feasting on human flesh. (set:$hitpoints to $hitpoints -1) (if: $hitpoints is 0) [(go-to: "Death")] (else:) [You don't feel too good you have $hitpoints left]

(if: $inventory contains 'key') [The key in your pocket fits the lock and turns... [[open the door|hall of mirrors]] ] (else:) [The door is locked and you can go no further] [[Go back|monkey room]]

You have sadly expired.

You open the dusty box... Inside, laid on a tiny velvet cusion is a old brass key. You put it in your pocket. (set $inventory to $inventory + (array:'key') [[Continue|Green snake room]]